If watching someone get hit with a chair is wrong, please rest assured that I don’t want to be right.
WWE wrestling is the soap opera we’ve always wanted: a mediocre story, filled with expected plot twists, predictable love triangles, and men & women flying around in tights. (And this time we’re not talking about Peter Pan. )
In honor of all things cheesy, I have complied the top 10 cheesiest-named wrestling finishing moves of all time. OH-MAH-GAWD.
“The Rock Bottom” – Finishing move of The Rock
You can only go up from here!
“The Verdict” – Finishing move of David Otunga
The jury has ruled in favor of PAIN!
“The Attitude Adjustment” – Finishing move of John Cena
After school detention doesn’t always work…
“The Meat Hook” – Finishing move of Ryback
And don’t you go a-thinkin’ I’m your ordinary butcher.
“Tombstone Piledriver” – Finishing move of The Undertaker
It’ll put you six feet under.
“Muscle Buster” Finishing move of Samoa Joe
Because the brain buster costs extra!
“The Code Blue” Finishing move of Tyson Kidd
Is there a doctor in the house?
“The Last Ride” Finishing move of The Undertaker
This cab doesn’t need fare.
“Diamond Dust” Finishing move 0f Cody Rhodes
It’s illegal in 49 states!
“Sliced Bread #2” Finishing move of Brian Kendrick
Accompanied on the red carpet with deli meat #1, lettuce #9 and mustard #6.
Please like, comment, and share. Tell me what your cheesy wrestling finishing move name is. – ARTW 3:16
For reasons I can’t explain, I LOVED old school WWF as a kid. You’re right- there is something oddly satisfying about watching one big dude knock another big dude out with a chair or folding table, then getting tossed like a rag doll over the ropes.
As the years passed, I’ve moved on to watching MMA instead. But every now and then when I need a good laugh, it’s WWE time.
My nana, who was a gentle soul, loved wrestling. None of our family like the real stuff like MMA but the humor in WWE is good – although all of the moves must hurt. Is it PC to say that I think it is a tiny bit gay??
Hahah ummm probably not PC….doesn’t offend me tho! I promote a non PC world
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Ha! 🙂
I’m still a HUGE pro wrestling fan! I loved this. My finishing move would be a Macho Man elbow from the top rope. DIG IT!!!
I DIG IT BROTHER
Dont see these every day, thanks for the reminder and laugh! I think I should start threatening my coworkers with these moves when they displease me 🙂