In the ultimate display of workplace pettiness, local 5th grade teacher Mrs. Anderson, handed out detention to popular 6th grade teacher Mrs. Summer.
“That Bitch!” exclaimed Summer, while waving a pink detention slip in the air. “I can’t believe that conniving bitch! Who does that?” Mrs. Summer shrilled from behind the suffocating stuffiness of the middle school detention hall.
Anderson’s red eyes contrasted starkly with the smoky haze of students smacking erasers & the sharp clap of ruler-smacking-hand pierced the air when I approached Mrs. Anderson for questioning.
“She broke a rule!” belted out Anderson. “She never reports kids coming late to class! I won’t have it!”
I pressed Anderson for more substance.
“I don’t see why she’s so popular! That detention ought to teach her a lesson!”
I raised a curious hand to ask one more question when she returned my gesture with a pink detention slip of my own.
Too many questions.
As I report live from detention hall, I can confirm Mrs. Summer’s suspicions that Mrs. Anderson is indeed a conniving bitch.
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