Mama, I’ll be l8 for dinner.
“It was a bust of a lifetime,” gruffed Websters Police Officer Larry Choksond, as he puffed his cigar twirling the smoke in the air, trying to pass a look of dignity.
Earlier that day, Larry completely shredded a semi-popular Facebook post by repeat fifth-grade offender, Harry Arse, with one loud, intrusive comment.
“We got the sonofabitch!” barked Larry has he pressed the enter button on his golden keyboard, effectively shining a flash light on Harry’s reckless crime.
Ever the vigilante, Larry claims he stopped the crime because of a sense of duty.
“I mean, come on, the complete disrespect for the English language, it makes me feel sick! I had to do something!” “…I’ll never let a your, you’re or a they’re, their or there ever go unchecked!”
A modest fella, Larry attributed his training to stop the crime of the century.
“It’s a credit to our training and our complete lack of hobbies or interest in the opposite sex; Don’t be confused, I’m not a hero, I’m an overweight man.”
Rest assured, the grammar police are out there getting their pat-on-the-backs, one typo at a time.
I wrote this mainly because I thought the title was funny, not because I have some vendetta about being corrected. However, generally speaking, grammar police suck! As always, please like, comment, share, and tell me what you think. What do you think about the grammar police? Have you ever been busted?