Hey Twinkle Toes, you might want to eat another corndog before you think about ringin’ my bell.
They said that demolition driver has seen more wrecks than the marriages on Maury.
Watch your step Cinderella… wouldn’t want you to scuff your glass slippers.
If smellin’ dollar bills straight from the bosom of America is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
I think Berry’s been fillin’ them balloons up with sumthin’ other than hot air.
Hey muscle man, why don’t you put dem biceps to work?
I think I saw a whisker sticking out of the sausage… hide Mr. Smokey.
He got demoted from a rodeo clown, and that’s the lowest you can go.
That’s not a pig; that’s my wife!… or my uncle!
Dem clowns give me the creeps.
I heard there was a riot when the French Fry stand ran out of ketchup… no napkins either to mop up the blood.
My grandma can throw harder than you, and she’s got arthritis… and a full-time writin’ job.
Vegan? There’s a whole field of grass right here… Cows love it.
Them new monster trucks won’t start if the seatbelt ain’t on… cowards.
C’mon, be the big man in the small town… in the smaller carnival.
This game ain’t rigged; get back in the weight room.
Refund? Sorry, No Hablo English.
C’mon keep the quotes going! Reply back with your best made-up carnival quote.
tonysbologna : Honest. Satirical. Observations 
haha. how did you capture these? are you moonlighting at a carnival these days?
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Only on Monday’s 😉
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haha really?
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Lmao no … just made it up
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I went in to the Tunnel of Love and came out divorced with a slap mark on my face. Sure hope nothing else shows up.
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hahah i like it! And I totally forgot about the tunnel of love…. such good fodder
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The goats will eat your clothes at the petting zoo.
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It’s true!
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If I can hit a possum at 200 paces but miss those ducks then this gun is BENT!
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Hahah I forgot about that game! great quote
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Wait did you actually hear people saying these things?
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Lol no this is 100% made up
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Whatcher mean my goat aint tall enough to get on this ride?!
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Hahah that got my goat
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Very funny stuff, you have a talent for this.
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Thanks, I enjoy writing things like this and i’m glad you appreciate it!
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Dem clowns give me the creeps. 😂 🤣🤣😂😂🤣
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Ain’t it the truth!
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One hundred percent
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why ppl have to quote quotes in there!
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Hahaha clever!
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His Mama ain’t gonna buy him no more toys!
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We were at the zoo once and overheard people talking about an animal with which they were unfamiliar. They debated for a bit (it was a lynx by the way) and the husband finally said, “I know what it is. That there’s a carnivore.” And they went about their day satisfied by the explanation.
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That’s awesome! Lmao it’s nice when a joke lands
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