Dear wide-eyed reader,
Stop me if I’m wrong but you may be wondering…
“Who the hell is Tony and what is this bologna he speaks of?”
The secret is out – I’m Tony and this is my blog Tony’s Bologna.
So before we get any further, I want to sincerely thank you for stopping by!
You can’t see me but trust me – I’m happier than a monkey locked in a banana factory that you’re here and that ain’t no monkey business either my friend!
I started this website a couple of years ago simply as a way to express myself in a medium that I liked – writing !
For one reason or another I kept writing – you see I really like words – they make you think and I don’t claim to be no Harry Houdini but when you weave together the perfect sentence – magic happens.
I focus on really two topics: satire and personal development.
You see I’m conflicted – I like to improve myself and share advice that I think is useful yet poke fun at the doldrums of reality.
All in all most people follow me for my honest humor and my I-don’t-believe-in-taking-the-crust-off-the-bread personality.
I update my blog sporadically as my focus has been working on a script but when I write on here – I’m going for blood.
So now that we’ve spent the past 10 seconds together I only have one request.
Simply read, laugh and enjoy!
If you’re feeling particularly brave, leave a comment – I’ll respond.
Thanks again for stopping by and most importantly have a kickass day.
***Also everything on this site is meant to be some form of satire***- Just sayin’