What if companies said what they actually mean?
A Tow Truck Company
“We ruin mornings.”
Fast Food
“Fast Food. Faster Regret.”
Grocery Store
“Long lines. Longer bills.”
Luxury Car Brand
“Look rich. Drive broke.”
Airline
“Where ‘on time’ is just a suggestion.”
Coffee Shop
“Addicted yet? We’ll wait.”
Streaming Service
“Waste time. Pay monthly.”
Insurance Company
“Pay until we screw you over.”
Gym
“Unsolicited advice and ego not included.”
Dating App
“Pick me! Pick me!”
Cable Provider
“We have sports, overpriced bundles, and big pharma ads.”
Political Parties
“We promise to do the things we’d promised we’d do 4 years ago.”
Mainstream Media
“Paid propaganda straight from the sincerity of a teleprompter.”
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🤣🤣🤣 Fabulous, Tony!
Thank you so much !
Too funny, too real. Thanks for sharing.
Thanks for reading!
Yes, indeed, you see them for what they truly are.
You suffer no fools and give out no illusions.
Well done, sir. As usual, I admire your dry humor
and your truth-telling.
Thank you so much my friend! I was riding my bike yesterday and thought of the tow truck one and an idea was born
Snarky and on point.
Thank you my friend
Imagine if companies kept it real like this! “We ruin mornings” is my favorite – so relatable.
Oh there’s nothing worse than the feeling of impending doom when your car gets towed- thank yo for reading!
Contractors “Free Estimates, give or take $30,000”
Lawyers “Only care about the most money, You got it? WE got you!”
Public Schools “We teach some useful stuff but, you must go because we get free money, only when seats are filled”
Cab Company “See the sights at all the stoplights.”
Love it
I had to laugh about the Airline. I read that in Germany, they don’t give out specific train schedules anymore, they give out suggestions and estimations about the arrival of trains. In Luxembourg, where I am from, they say a train is punctual if it is within 10 minutes of the announced time… Great one.
Hahah thank you and I didn’t know that – that must be stressful when traveling – thanks again for reading
In Luxembourg, public transportation is for free, I think that’s a small price to pay, but for Germany, I would be very annoyed and stressed in these situations haha
Well there you go!
Funny but true
Thank you!
I love these. How about Political parties during an election: We promise to fix things. After they’re elected: Promises are made to be broken. 🙂
Yeah – we promise to do the things, we’ve been promising for 20 years… but we’re serious this time 😉
Perfect
Thank you
I’ll quibble a little with the insurance one, getting screwed over implies that there was a chance you’d get something for all your money. How about “Insurance, it’s like gambling only with worse odds!”
Pharma: Enjoy your dinner party. Tomorrow is all about diarrhea and uncontrollable coughing.
Ahh yes! Thank you so much for reading
🤣🤣
Thank you!!
My pleasure.
It’s appreciated!
🌞
Haha! I really like all of these! Especially the coffee shop, streaming services, tow truck company, and insurance company ones.
“Gotta laugh to keep from crying.”
😂🤣😆
Thank you so much! Indeed we do
You’re most welcome!
It’s always appreciated
It may work in their favour! There’s nothing like honesty to capture the minds of the general public.
insurance one is absolutely spot on lol. Mike
So funny. And true.
Thank you so much!
Furniture store “Small payment monthly but high interest rate will make us rich “
Hahaha yep! Been there
Sometimes languages do this too. In Italian, train or bus connections are called ‘coincidenza,’ which literally means ‘coincidence’… because IT IS a coincidence if you actually make it. Same applies to airlines, I suppose. Love your humor! 🙂
lol one Hell of a coincidence if they manage to show up on time haha thanks for stopping by!