I Was The Maintenance Man Who Survived The Titanic
Do you remember how the Titanic had those airtight doors that just, umm, became a living nightmare for the boiler room staff? Continue reading I Was The Maintenance Man Who Survived The Titanic
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Funny Quotes Overheard at a Backwoods Carnival
They said that demolition driver had seen more wrecks than the marriages on Maury. Continue reading Funny Quotes Overheard at a Backwoods Carnival
Target Is Becoming Walmart And I’m Scared.
The end is near. Continue reading Target Is Becoming Walmart And I’m Scared.
What To Bring To A Super Bowl Party: Super Bowl Snacks Ranked
Skip the veggie tray Continue reading What To Bring To A Super Bowl Party: Super Bowl Snacks Ranked
You’re Invited to the Wedding That Ruins Your Plans.
Come celebrate love at the expense of your Saturday night. Continue reading You’re Invited to the Wedding That Ruins Your Plans.
I’m a Yelp Reviewer; Read Me Roar
I swing vine to vine searching for my next meal. Continue reading I’m a Yelp Reviewer; Read Me Roar
The Five Life Lessons Comedy Taught Me
Live through laughing. Continue reading The Five Life Lessons Comedy Taught Me
You Think You Have A Hard Job? Guess What? I Teach Third Grade.
I’m Canceling Jack And The Beanstalk
We have a giant issue on our hands Continue reading I’m Canceling Jack And The Beanstalk
It’s Not Just A Run-Down Hotel Bar In Erie, Pennsylvania
Vegas, eat your heart out. Continue reading It’s Not Just A Run-Down Hotel Bar In Erie, Pennsylvania
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