Social Media is a lifestyle and I’m simply a guy with wifi, grit, and judgment. From the gym guy, to the foodie, admit it, we love sharing our unique lifestyles and interests with the world. Listed below is the top three online lifestyles that aren’t actual life.
The Coffee Connoisseur
Contrary to popular belief, coffee is not a personality, but rather, Coffee is a drink. Eight out of ten people drink coffee. …Awkward.
The Man Bun
Can you describe your personality? ****Points to the bun***** “Yeah, this babys’ outlawed in three states.”
The Iphone Photographer
My camera also doubles as a phone… It’s pretty advanced. I’ll be shooting the greyhound station next week; so much energy.
Disclaimer:
I’ve done this, you’ve done this, we’ve done this. If this truly is your personality, I’ll think you’re douche but atleast you’ll be a douche I respect for owning it.
Please comment, share, and let me know what you think! If I missed anything, be sure to let me know what makes your top three list!
Heheh – I am the person in line at the coffee shop who orders a cup of black coffee. The baristas are usually at a loss for just a tick. I do take waaaay too many pic though. And thanks for visiting my blog.
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You and I might just be the same person! Thanks for stopping by aswell!
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You’re welcome. Cheers.
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Now the question is which one of us is the evil twin?
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The only one close for me is coffee lol. The only reason the smart phone photographer hasn’t happened…we haven’t gritted our teeth and made the transition yet. We still have “dumb phones”….no data plans….wow are we out of date right?!
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LOL. I haven’t done this, however my friend was the Iphone person and then turned that into a real photography business. She’s shot Fashion Week too. It worked out for her.
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That’s really cool! One of the benefits of using social media! I’ve used this as a platform to write for a few magazines.
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Another lifestyle might be Instagram food critic/photographer.
Also, love the blog!
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Thank you so much! I love hearing that, it’s motivation for me and you’re 100% right.
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The photo of the city through the wire fence is a real double-take – the wires disappear from the image on the phone as if eliminating the wire in fences is a new IOS feature – almost freaky – very good!
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I was going to say “You realize of course that the lens is shooting through the hole in wires”, but that would be being a douche.
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Oh but coffee does have personality, that is why I stay away from the expensive beans filtered through animal dung lol
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Tony, you’re a gem. Without you, I don’t know where I’d be. I’m literally dying over here !! TGIF
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Chris, words cannot express what reading your comment has meant to me.
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Hahahahahaha #warmfuzzies
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I have a man bun… ooh… sorry… that’s a man bum 😦
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Honestly, If I had long hair I would rock that look!
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Can I just be 1/3 douche?
The only camera I have worth a flip is my iPhone.
Well and my iPad, but if I admitted to using that I would be up to 2/3 douche which would pretty much round up to douche.
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Hahahah
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People just share whatever the hell they want to share, from food to taking a dump or whatever. Doesn’t mean it has to necessarily define them.
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And people can read into it too! That’s the fun of it. #satire
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People sometimes tend to read too much. And it’s worse when they crack a joke and then say “joke”. #ouch #justsayin
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That’s fair #nodoubt
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I have grown to love coffee, however, I’m no way near being a connoisseur. But, pictures? I’m a sucker for a great moment presenting itself and have to capture it. Lol
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Hey, a picture is worth a 1,000 words!
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There are alot of pro chef people
Boring baby people-( I have kids but I am also a person with other intereats by the way)
Loads of people are just a big pouting head
Always having an amazing time at a party people
Some legs on a beach
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Interests of course. On phone, annoying predictive text..
Oh and some people are just inspirational quotes!
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I HATE the inspirational posts people.
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Different strokes for different folks!
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#relatable
Great post though! XD
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Thank you!
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I admit, as a girl, I sometimes do the man bun style and curse myself when I discover it.
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I’d rock the Man Bun with you.
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Great choice for the top 3. I use my iPhone to take pics but that’s just cause I’ll use what I have until I have what I want. Although… I did hear about this movie shot entirely with an iPhone http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2572764/Uneasy-Lies-The-Mind-feature-film-shot-iPhone-youll-never-guess-dealt-short-battery-life.html
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haHA I’m guilty of it too, check out my Instagram it’s 100% Iphone
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Love the blog 🙂
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Thank you very much =)
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Man buns. Like the shoulder pads and frizzy hair of the 80s, they will define this decade. In the meantime I like it.
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I think you’re going to be 100% correct.
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You’re not an iPhone photographer, you’re an iphoneographer, and you partake in #iphoneography. (Ashamed to say used both…)
And another thing, craft brewer?, craft beer? Sorry that’s two things, I know where the door is.
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Don’t worry, I keep an revolving door 😉
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Hilarious. Thanks for visiting!
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Your blog is pretty entertaining! Nice work!
Oh, and hey. Thanks for liking my poem ‘Legos.’ You da real MVP.
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Haha! Have you seen the advertisements for the sake man bun? Now men do not have to have long hair to represent that stylish lifestyle. 😂😂😂😂
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Haha I haven’t but I’m gonna YouTube it!
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http://www.boredpanda.com/man-bun-hair-trend-fake-clip-on/
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Oh my goodness. Part of me appreciates the business person who capitalized on the trend. Part of me is rolling my eyes.
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Glad you liked my post on Spike Milligan, please return for more. Enjoyed your site and will follow. Cheers.
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No problem Dave! Keep writing my friend.
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Yeah, coffee totally isn’t a way of life or anything mystical like that ….. oops 😛 cheers for the blog view
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I probably drank a pot and a half making this post. Cheers. =)
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I wonder why the online and reality have to be so far apart. As if playing a character in your life makes it one step better than well, living.
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i’m so guilty with regard to photography 😛 and being a foodie
thanks for sharing this post
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Dang! you have punched through some seriously phony sheetrock.
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I’ve got fists of steel!
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I agree the man bun seems incredibly silly…
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Thanks for visiting my blog 🙂
I’m trying to do the last one. ooops
i have nothing against a man-bun >.> but only if the whole hair is turned into that or not. some guys here have the under parts of the hair cut short, or shaved… o.o
and i drink coffee, it became my blood not my personality. >.>
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You and I can be blood donors for each other….coffee is in my blood too!
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i can definitely be a blood donor for you 😉 im a type 0 [but i forgot if – or +]
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I don’t think I’ve asked you this before, but is that Mortadella in the photo? It’s my favorite. I especially like it with the pistachio nuts. Yum!
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LOL I’m glad my personality doesn’t fit into any of these…yet.
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Well, I don’t drink coffee, and I don’t have enough hair for a man bun, but I totally own my iPhone photographer douchery! Great post!
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You forgot the Instagram ‘models’!
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I know! Ahh, I’ll have to make another list for them!
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LMAO yeah the man bun needs to die.
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Great takes on modern living !
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Thank you !!
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Pardon me,for interjecting, duchess are another subject entirely,and they are found on that specific aisle…..who knew they branched out beyond the aisle of a drug store…so much for being a douche. ..and I am merely wisecracking here…. (Joke)…call ME a douche, I dare you …ha
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Oh I’ll call you something …. One day!!
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I am something, where have you been? Ha
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I used to be a cashier. ..
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And…I will mention, auto correct, Sucks.
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