Top Three Online Lifestyles That Aren’t Actual Life

Social Media is a lifestyle and I’m simply a guy with wifi, grit, and judgment. From the gym guy, to the foodie, admit it, we love sharing our unique lifestyles and interests with the world. Listed below is the top three online lifestyles that aren’t actual life.

The Coffee Connoisseur


Contrary to popular belief, coffee is not a personality, but rather, Coffee is a drink. Eight out of ten people drink coffee. …Awkward.

The Man Bun


Can you describe your personality? ****Points to the bun***** “Yeah, this babys’ outlawed in three states.”

The Iphone Photographer


My camera also doubles as a phone… It’s pretty advanced. I’ll be shooting the greyhound station next week; so much energy.



I’ve done this, you’ve done this, we’ve done this. If this truly is your personality, I’ll think you’re douche but atleast you’ll be a douche I respect for owning it.

Please comment, share, and let me know what you think! If I missed anything, be sure to let me know what makes your top three list! 

72 thoughts on “Top Three Online Lifestyles That Aren’t Actual Life

  1. Heheh – I am the person in line at the coffee shop who orders a cup of black coffee. The baristas are usually at a loss for just a tick. I do take waaaay too many pic though. And thanks for visiting my blog.

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  2. The only one close for me is coffee lol. The only reason the smart phone photographer hasn’t happened…we haven’t gritted our teeth and made the transition yet. We still have “dumb phones”….no data plans….wow are we out of date right?!

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  3. Can I just be 1/3 douche?

    The only camera I have worth a flip is my iPhone.

    Well and my iPad, but if I admitted to using that I would be up to 2/3 douche which would pretty much round up to douche.

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  4. I have grown to love coffee, however, I’m no way near being a connoisseur. But, pictures? I’m a sucker for a great moment presenting itself and have to capture it. Lol

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  5. You’re not an iPhone photographer, you’re an iphoneographer, and you partake in #iphoneography. (Ashamed to say used both…)

    And another thing, craft brewer?, craft beer? Sorry that’s two things, I know where the door is.

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  6. Thanks for visiting my blog 🙂
    I’m trying to do the last one. ooops

    i have nothing against a man-bun >.> but only if the whole hair is turned into that or not. some guys here have the under parts of the hair cut short, or shaved… o.o

    and i drink coffee, it became my blood not my personality. >.>

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  7. I don’t think I’ve asked you this before, but is that Mortadella in the photo? It’s my favorite. I especially like it with the pistachio nuts. Yum!

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  8. Pardon me,for interjecting, duchess are another subject entirely,and they are found on that specific aisle…..who knew they branched out beyond the aisle of a drug store…so much for being a douche. ..and I am merely wisecracking here…. (Joke)…call ME a douche, I dare you …ha


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