Life is a wonderfully weird place, filled with convenient stores that aren’t convenient, fast food that is served slow, and rush hour traffic where cars sit still.
Welcome to the wild and weird mysteries of life.
Fat Guys Are Always Sitting In Corner Of Hot Tubs
Anywhere in the world at any given time you will find a fat guy sitting in the corner of a jacuzzi, arms-on-the-wall, beer-in-hand ignoring his wife & drowning kids. This man lives for the tub, or better yet, the tub lives for him. What’s amazing is this man is the same guy everywhere in the world! He’s a mustached man, with a gold chain that swims in the rolling sea of chest hair. Does he say words? No. But his eyes speak stadiums by the way he undressed half-naked pool-goers with his longing stare.
People Who Say “I Have No Words”
It’s right after someone uses words to state “I have no words” is when I can feel my eyes rotate in circles and I do my damndest to keep my head from exploding. The truth is pulsating… You have words, however, what you don’t have is an internet connection to look up a few more. A better way to say “I have no words” is I don’t know…. Say nothing!
COVID-19
It was pretty telling when Americans bought toilet paper at the start of the lockdown.
It goes to show amid a worldwide crisis, the average American only cares about his own ass.
Please like, comment, and share. What other contradictions have you noticed?
tonysbologna : Honest. Satirical. Observations 
I’d say you were generalising but I’ve definitely met that guy…
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That man is everywhere
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Good observations. That guy is a menace to society.
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Hahah indeed – I have a party tray for chips and dip and in the dip corner there is a fat guy sitting in the hot tub…. when art imitates life
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Bet the far guy in the corner is wearing a speedo. Now try to delete that image.
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Hahah well that’s impossible, that changed my look on hot tub guys forever lmao
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‘in closing I’d like to say one thing …’ twenty minutes later – ‘I’m going to wrap this up ….’ twenty minutes later “I want to remind of what I said earlier …’
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In closing I’d like to open with more points
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Odd you should mention that guy. I think he was the end result of a cloning experiment. Couldn’t they have at least cloned someone else. As for TP. worse case scenario, I still have a couple of Monkey Wards catalogs in the closet. Figured thety’d be worth their weight in someone day.
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Hahah it was a cloning experiment gone terribly awry! And I though the information travel brochures where a good plan B
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Awesome post! Wonderful observations on life and the insanity that goes with it.
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Thank you so much, I love trying to find those contradictions
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That fat man sitting in the corner of the jacuzzi probably bought tons of toilet paper!
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Ha ha!.. cannot disagree on the fat man in the bath tub. I’ve noticed that in swimming pools, lakes and ponds where I live.. it’s hilarious.
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Nice blog! I have no words…. hahaha
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Hahah thank you so much! I don’t have words either … only sounds!
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Enjoyed the Fun read…relatable!!!
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I really liked your expression about the hoarding of TP. Strange but true I guess.
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Hahah thank you – I was trying to work in that joke for awhile
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Refreshing humor. 🙂 Be well.
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Thank you very much
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Enjoyed reading this:))
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Thank you so much
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Pleasure 🌼
Do check out my blog some time ✌
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I did and it’s very nice! Keep it up
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I needed that laugh after looking over memories for the last hour. Too funny!
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I’m so happy you enjoyed!
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