Help! There’s a Fat White Guy Stuck in My Chimney!
It’s Christmas Eve when you feel your house shake. Continue reading Help! There’s a Fat White Guy Stuck in My Chimney!
Tag: Weird
Congratulations, You’re a Garbage Man: A Trashy Tale
The Editor Who Rejects Everything
Nothing is quite good enough. Continue reading The Editor Who Rejects Everything
You’re Getting Married & I’m Going Bankrupt
Seems like a fair trade right? Continue reading You’re Getting Married & I’m Going Bankrupt
The Wonderful & Weird Mysteries Of Life
Why do we call it “rush-hour-traffic” when cars move sit sitll? Continue reading The Wonderful & Weird Mysteries Of Life
A Comedian’s Guide To CrossFit
because really all CrossFit is, is shoving your head up CrossFit’s ass Continue reading A Comedian’s Guide To CrossFit
Embrace It
My trick for happiness and clarity. Continue reading Embrace It
Small Town Vagrants
Every small town has a problem. These are the people that cause the problems. Continue reading Small Town Vagrants
Dumb Questions Part 1
Exposing the satirical truth, one dumb question at a time. Continue reading Dumb Questions Part 1
Dear Unsolicited Advice Gym Guy
Advice for the dimwitted. Continue reading Dear Unsolicited Advice Gym Guy