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It’s Christmas Eve when you feel your house shake. Continue reading Help! There’s a Fat White Guy Stuck in My Chimney!
It’s Christmas Eve when you feel your house shake. Continue reading Help! There’s a Fat White Guy Stuck in My Chimney!
Nothing is quite good enough. Continue reading The Editor Who Rejects Everything
Seems like a fair trade right? Continue reading You’re Getting Married & I’m Going Bankrupt
Why do we call it “rush-hour-traffic” when cars move sit sitll? Continue reading The Wonderful & Weird Mysteries Of Life
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My trick for happiness and clarity. Continue reading Embrace It
Every small town has a problem. These are the people that cause the problems. Continue reading Small Town Vagrants
Exposing the satirical truth, one dumb question at a time. Continue reading Dumb Questions Part 1
Advice for the dimwitted. Continue reading Dear Unsolicited Advice Gym Guy