Hey WordPress Fam,
I hope you’ve been well!
So I recently launched my own publication on Medium!
It’s called the Anti-Community Group Page.
Do you know the Facebook Group pages about small towns?
This pokes fun and is intended to satirize that.
Anyways, you can check out the article below.
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I was behind a landscaping crew at the Shell on 86’ when I overheard two men in need of a good shower complaining about having a challenging job.
Thank goodness I had my trusty Teacher’s apple to conceal my judgment because guess what? I’m a third-grade teacher, and I have the most demanding job in the world.
Third Grade is hard. It’s the first year they take away nap time for the students and the teachers.
This adds an extra hour in our day from five hours to six. Between the additional time teaching and the solitaire update that nearly crashed my computer, I’m constantly STRESSED out.
I teach reading, writing, science, math, and horoscopes. I used to teach social studies, but I canceled it because it’s too much work.
Betwixt sculpting the minds of America’s youth, constantly reminding my loyal Facebook followers that I’m a teacher, and drinking a bottle of wine, I hardly have time to watch TV!
If you think your job under the hot, suffocating sun is hard, try teaching multiplication. The only thing that’ll multiply is the frustration!
And the janitor!
The third-grade teachers have to deal with the constant small-minded mutterings of the fumbling janitor. I reassure you, this was NOT written in our contracts.
No Earl, I don’t want help changing my oil. I’ll just go to a Giant Eagle and buy extra virgin olive oil for my car myself. Thank You!
If I hear another construction worker, landscaper, or roofer saying they have a hard job, I’m going to remind them of the damning rigors of third-grade and give them an F for being so selfish.
I earned this summer vacation. Don’t fuck with me.
– Miss Laurence.