1.) Hit that like button
Smack it around a little bit. Let it know who’s boss, but don’t leave any bruises. Just a little whack is all you need.
2.) Smash that like button
Pick it up and slam it down. Repeatedly. Become a pro wrestler, climb up the turnbuckle, point to the crowd, and body slam that like button. Smash that button into a little can of tuna, and sell it at Kroger. Beat it to a pulp. Beat it to several pulps. Go to a bar. Find a guy named Barney, and tell him to drink it.
3.) Destroy that like button
Get a couple of flamethrowers, a six-pack of beer, and burn-baby burn. Go to Walmart, buy 1000 magnifying glasses, and harness the power of the sun. Approach the smoldering remains and grind that button into dust beneath the heel of your shoe.
4.) Assassinate that like button
Charter a hot air balloon, soar among the clouds, and stage a tragic “accident.” Munch on popcorn as it plummets to Earth. Safely land the balloon, return to Walmart, grab a spatula, and scrape up that LIKE BUTTON. Then, gather 17 boulders and bury it for good measure.
5.) Revive that like button
Invite over that one friend who’s really into crystals and let her work her magic. Observe from a safe distance, twirling your mustache in anticipation. If you don’t have a mustache, ask your crystal friend to grow you a mustache (when she’s done, of course.)As the like button begins to stir, circle back to steps 1 through 4.
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25 thoughts on “Hit That Like Button”
Great job as always. Thank you.
Aww thank you! This was fun to write for sure. So Happy you enjoyed.
My husband and I spent a vacation doing nightly hauls to send our daughters, at the end of each video we would maniacally yell “if you liked today’s haul, like, comment, and SMASH that subscribe button!”
Hahah that’s clever I like it! Now that’s life imitating life! You have a good sense of humor.
I obliterated the like button on this post. 😎
That’s what I’m talking about!
As the founder, and sole member of LULA, I must object most strongly to this post. Signed Algernon Funkbottle, CEO, Leave Us Likes Alone.
But like …. Please
Sounds like a begathon. I’ll like it with reservations.
Very wise like choice
Not quite sure I understand the logic behind your post but hey, to each their own. Keep writing, especially if it is what brings you pleasure.
I will – thank you for reading!
Love it! Lol
So happy you do!
Really fun read!
Thank you so much!
And don’t forget to ring the bell 🔔
I put out a hit on the like button. John Wick is on the way. I told him about that dog thing.
My man! Hahah thank you
Thanks so much!