“You had to be there!” newly wedded bride Olivia Humplestilkson beamed as she uploaded her wedding photos for the 40th time to an audience of two understanding in-laws.
Eyes began to roll as fading, forgettable high school classmates scrolled past the photos in search of newer and more compelling ways to kill their brain cells.
“I don’t know why she’s still posting this shit!” Earl muttered under his breath as he slammed his phone down preferring to embrace the warm glow dancing from the TV. As always in America, life goes on.
Relax, I’m not talking about your wedding photos, this is meant to be satire. Please like, comment, share and tell me if you see the wedding photos // what types of posts you’re seeing enough to write a satire piece on.