It’s Not Just a Pizza Place
The only thing more inflated than our prices is our ego.
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Category: Humor
The Unwanted Interruption
And the restaurant, once alive, stood still. It was entirely uncomfortable. Continue reading The Unwanted Interruption
The Fearsome Flush: When Chipotle Triggers Armageddon
You nearly collapsed the moment you saw the leak. Continue reading The Fearsome Flush: When Chipotle Triggers Armageddon
Last Night Was a Movie
You’re sitting on the couch, locked in an American stalemate: You’re not happy with what’s on TV, but you’re too damn lazy to change the channel. Continue reading Last Night Was a Movie
I’m The Hapless Hollywood Security Guard
And don’t try anything funny! Continue reading I’m The Hapless Hollywood Security Guard
The Battle of Petty Revenge, An Office Story
The entire Malbec Manufacturing office gathered around Jennifer’s cubicle, waiting for the next barrage from their most angry customer, Brenda. Continue reading The Battle of Petty Revenge, An Office Story
Kiss Me, I’m Irish: A Story of Beads, Booze, and Bad Attitudes
You saw Armageddon in her eyes. Continue reading Kiss Me, I’m Irish: A Story of Beads, Booze, and Bad Attitudes
The Coup d’etat of Hulu
The coup d’etat happened in an instant. Continue reading The Coup d’etat of Hulu
In Defense of Sunday Night
It started innocently enough… Continue reading In Defense of Sunday Night
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
It’s a quiet night in Iowa when the phone rings… Continue reading I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter