I’m The Hapless Hollywood Security Guard
And don’t try anything funny! Continue reading I’m The Hapless Hollywood Security Guard
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Kiss Me, I’m Irish: A Story of Beads, Booze, and Bad Attitudes
You saw Armageddon in her eyes. Continue reading Kiss Me, I’m Irish: A Story of Beads, Booze, and Bad Attitudes
The Magic of Rush Hour
You’re driving in rush hour traffic when the inevitable strikes Continue reading The Magic of Rush Hour
Could you really be a cat person? The real reason why cats are man’s best friend
But then, like a midlife crisis where everything you once thought was solid is now flimsy, my identity was shaken after I moved into a house with a cat.
And with a healthy ounce of regret, I think I’m a cat guy. Continue reading Could you really be a cat person? The real reason why cats are man’s best friend
The One Who Got Away
What you want isn’t always what you can have. Continue reading The One Who Got Away
Ohio State Vs. Georgia A Night You’ll Never Forget
Laugh at my pain. Continue reading Ohio State Vs. Georgia A Night You’ll Never Forget
The wedding you don’t want to go to
You were naïve. A fool. Continue reading The wedding you don’t want to go to
Lost Airplane Luggage Takes Extended Vacation
A mariachi band with funny, frizzy, hat-dangling balls plays on stage. Continue reading Lost Airplane Luggage Takes Extended Vacation
The smirking face of the future
He has a smirk. The one that lets you know he’s a little better than you. Continue reading The smirking face of the future
Target Is Becoming Walmart And I’m Scared.
The end is near. Continue reading Target Is Becoming Walmart And I’m Scared.